Incident #002 · 08 SEP 2026
Staff Fitness Program
An expanding sample backlog necessitates deployment of Watchdog, Head of Physical Security & Staff Fitness.
* Sample disposal operations have resumed. The freezer situation has not improved.
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Research. Ice cream. Questionable decisions. An unnecessarily documented history of Yog-Hurt's and 0,97 g LABS.
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Incident #001 · 2026
The Hydrocolloid Cruise
The stabilisers were sent on a routine Baltic transfer. Thirty-six hours later, the definition of “properly hydrated” required revision.
0,97 g LABS Maritime Research Division denies organizing the buffet.
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